remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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