do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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