Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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