It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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