I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
why do cheetos always look like penises
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
