I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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