And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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