Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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