I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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