In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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