Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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