Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
