let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You are the jesus of drinking
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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