you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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