woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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