i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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