Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she smelled like a LAN party
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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