it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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