Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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