Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The adults are the big ones right?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
we should paint friendship bongs
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