if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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