no, he came in my armpit
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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