I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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