Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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