What a fucking waste of an outfit
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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