Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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