just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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