Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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