i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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