That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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