i barfeds in our rink
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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