I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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