white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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