It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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