I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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