The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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