Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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