apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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