Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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