I cannot find my penis.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Come see our sink grown plant.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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