I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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