my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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