That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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