They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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