Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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