i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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