We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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