it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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