I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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