You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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