break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
