i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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